The sink at work wants to be my friend
A reader recently wrote in to direct our attention to an article titled “Enough With The Twilight Media Fan Bashing Antics Already.” The reader noted that we are, in fact, a part of the sparkly…
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I saw this Facebook quiz titled “What type of Asian are you?” According to this survey, my friend is Japanese. This does not seem like the sort of thing that requires a quiz. I imagine that the…
Guy #1: Yesterday I made some Valentines for my coworkers, and I made up little poems to go in them, to make them extra personal.
Guy #2: Like what?
Guy #1: “Roses are red, violets are blue,…
Four-year-old boy: Dad, if I die, when will I come back?
Father: As far as I know, you won’t.
Four-year-old boy, untroubled, thoughtful: But…what if everyone dies?
Father: Well, other…
Teenage Asian girl: I have a question: would you want me to hang out with a vampire?
Old Hispanic woman: No!
Teenage Asian girl: Okay. I knew that.
—2 Train
Overheard by: Ryan
I am kinda in this picture
