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Friendly sink: The sink at work wants to be my friend

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 03:09:55 -0500

Friendly sink:

The sink at work wants to be my friend

The Twilighters Are Mad, And They're Not Going To Take Our Crap Anymore [Sparkly Vampires]

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:44:32 -0500

The Twilighters Are Mad, And They're Not Going To Take Our Crap Anymore [Sparkly Vampires]:

A reader recently wrote in to direct our attention to an article titled “Enough With The Twilight Media Fan Bashing Antics Already.” The reader noted that we are, in fact, a part of the sparkly…

Laser

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 11:55:50 -0500

Laser

Laser

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 11:55:46 -0500

Laser

Laser

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 11:55:41 -0500

Laser

Congratulations! You are Japanese.

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 10:16:56 -0500

Congratulations! You are Japanese.:

I saw this Facebook quiz titled “What type of Asian are you?” According to this survey, my friend is Japanese. This does not seem like the sort of thing that requires a quiz. I imagine that the…

In Queens, If I Get My Way

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 10:16:51 -0500

In Queens, If I Get My Way:

Four-year-old boy: Dad, if I die, when will I come back?
Father: As far as I know, you won’t.
Four-year-old boy, untroubled, thoughtful: But…what if everyone dies?
Father: Well, other…

Mission Accomplished

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 10:16:51 -0500

Mission Accomplished:

Guy #1: Yesterday I made some Valentines for my coworkers, and I made up little poems to go in them, to make them extra personal.
Guy #2: Like what?
Guy #1: “Roses are red, violets are blue,…

But It's a Required Screening Question for Prospective Adoptive Parents

Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:10:08 -0500

But It's a Required Screening Question for Prospective Adoptive Parents:

Teenage Asian girl: I have a question: would you want me to hang out with a vampire?
Old Hispanic woman: No!
Teenage Asian girl: Okay. I knew that.

—2 Train

Overheard by: Ryan

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I am kinda in this picture

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:04:10 -0500

I am kinda in this picture

Keisha is excited: I don’t know what she so excited about....

Sun, 29 Mar 2009 18:04:10 -0500

Keisha is excited: I don’t know what she so excited about. Probably because we’re in Vegas.

Photo

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 10:05:15 -0500

Photo:

Apple's iPhone App Refund Policies Could Bankrupt Developers

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 10:00:05 -0500

Apple's iPhone App Refund Policies Could Bankrupt Developers:

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World's Deadliest Spider In Tulsa - KTUL

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:48:59 -0500

World's Deadliest Spider In Tulsa - KTUL:

Tampa Tribune

World’s Deadliest Spider In Tulsa
KTUL, OK
Tulsa - The world’s deadliest spider is calling Tulsa home — for a short while at least. A…

World's Deadliest Spider In Tulsa - KTUL

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 16:46:25 -0500

World's Deadliest Spider In Tulsa - KTUL:

Tampa Tribune

World’s Deadliest Spider In Tulsa
KTUL, OK
Tulsa - The world’s deadliest spider is calling Tulsa home — for a short while at least. A…

I'd like to tell you a story.

Sat, 14 Mar 2009 22:38:15 -0500

I'd like to tell you a story.:

kelseyriewer:

Tonight both of my parents joined facebook. So I decided to pop on over and give their walls some love. I immediately notice my dad’s status. Its written as follows:

“What’s on…

Yet You Won't Even Obey the White Man When It's Time to Cross the Street?

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 14:24:57 -0600

Yet You Won't Even Obey the White Man When It's Time to Cross the Street?:

White woman with two kids: Oh my god! Look! These lollipops are designed to look like the faces of little white children!
Asian woman: Yeah—they’re made of molded chocolate.
White woman: I…

Caption contest: the most depressing thing we've seen all day

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:27:57 -0600

Caption contest: the most depressing thing we've seen all day:

We’ve seen many wonderful, exciting things at Mobile World Congress this year.

This isn’t one of them.

Chris: “Listen, you (expletive), I’m only two months behind on the Easy Bake.”
…

Whiteboard

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:27:57 -0600

Whiteboard:

Shared by Henry
I am honestly embarrassed that I loled at this.

The current contents of my whiteboard are as follows. (Warning: code joke.)

DESCRIPTION OF PROBLEM:

Variable is true not due to…

Wai Wai Noodles Ensure Your Soup Is Free Of Fat Chicks [Badvertising]

Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:27:15 -0600

Wai Wai Noodles Ensure Your Soup Is Free Of Fat Chicks [Badvertising]:

In this commercial for Wai Wai noodles, fat woman “noodles” floating in a man’s bowl of soup magically transform into delicious hot, skinny girl “noodles,” which are promptly consumed….